Archive for the 'Unimportance' Category

Flat Pack Flag Flap

SDLP Youth: not bothered about mega-air hangar monstrosity with ‘human hamster’-style shopping installations, but very bothered about unacceptable flag hanging outside it.

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What The Free Papers Say

Disaster: the Herald AM free newspaper does not have any ‘scientists discover cure for cancer’ story today. This is a clear indication that human progress has ground to a halt, and that end times are near. The good news is that multi-millionaire Naomi Campbell found solace in sweeping floors. Clearly floor-sweepers ought to be more content with their lot.

Given the immense value modelling brings to the community, as evidenced by the vast sums models receive in payment and the amount of media attention they receive, floor sweepers convicted of petty crimes should be made to find solace and rehabilitation in modelling swimwear.

Hail To The Etc.

Good grief.


You Are Most Like George W. Bush


So what if you’re not exactly popular? You still rule the free world.
And while you may be quite conservative now, you knew how to party back in the day!

What Modern US President Are You Most Like?

In a way it makes sense. I am barely capable of presiding over my own lunch, and I like fart jokes and stuff.


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