Hugh Green’s Investor Tips

OK, it’s Great Depression time, which means it’s only another 9 years until 1938. But since it’s always 1938 I have no idea how long this Great Depression will last. I also feel a twinge of guilt about calling it a Great Depression since it mightn’t be one, what with loose lips sinking ships and financial systems. But I do know this: in times of crisis, people put faith in all sorts of far-out shit. So the longer this goes on, the longer the market for books about how to converse with angels will become an attractive one. But keep a close eye on things: the angel literature bubble may burst once irrational desperation peaks and people start to pull themselves together and stop acting the eejit because it’ll get them nowhere. Also, sell all your stocks in producers of contraceptives and sex aids and plough what remains into chastity belts as a new puritanism takes grip.