Bogged Down

I am left with a spare toilet bowl and cistern. Can someone please tell me what to do with it. Some thoughts so far:

  • Paint it and use it as a garden ornament
  • Paint it and use it as a pipeless garden toilet, for number ones only, naturally enough.
  • Fix it at the kitchen table, in homage to Bunuel.
  • Use it for a symbolic psychotechnic ritual: a cross between the wailing wall and the memory hole, where I write my innermost fears and crippling aspirations, and, in order to abandon them forever, write them down on paper and then chuck them down the bowl, and then set fire to them. More dramatic than flushing, and wastes less water.

None of these convince me. Help.

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1 Response to “Bogged Down”


  1. 1 Rusty August 3, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Put it on ebay saying it belonged to someone really famous, like Mikey Graham or Weininger Irwin.


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