Snow Job

Telegraph main story:

Hugo Chavez’s Venezuela ‘supplies half of Britain’s cocaine

Intended message: Hugo Chávez is the biggest drug dealer in Britain.

The information comes from a single source:

“Venezuela is a magnet for drug trafficking right now. It’s a huge problem,” said a senior member of another Latin American government. “Venezuela is a Bermuda Triangle for drugs.”

Who wants to bet a big bag of drugs that I am right to say that the ‘another Latin American government’ is one whose current president was once described by US intelligence as a “close personal friend of Pablo Escobar” who was “dedicated to collaboration with the Medellín [drug] cartel at high government levels”?

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was followed up by revelations from e-mails found on the FARC laptop that Hugo Chávez planned to give Amy Winehouse emphysema.

2 Responses to “Snow Job”

  1. 1 laserlancel June 27, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    I wouldnt be surprised, but then again Pet Dogheerty was a drug addcct, do you thnk that Hugo Chavez also gave him emphysma as well even though he dosen’t smoke cigaretts?

  2. 2 Hugh Green June 27, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    I think Pete Doherty smokes. Hugo Chavez I have no idea.

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