Heartattack and Bovine

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Human-cow hybrid created.

I am living the life of a bachelor this last few days. This allows me to take a walk on the wild side as far as food is concerned. On the menu tonight is meatballs from Marks and Spencers. Not just any meatballs though: pork and beef meatballs. How cool is that? Two of my favourite meats literally rolled into one!

If you can make pork and beef meatballs, I see no reason why you can’t have cows driving taxis. Musical visionary Tom Waits foresaw all this when he wrote about being in love with a Jersey Girl:

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