Let Me See You Massacre Like You Come From Colombia

Meanwhile, Colombia accused Ecuador and Venezuela of having ties with the Farc and said the rebels had tried to buy uranium.The Colombian authorities said the information had come from documents found during Saturday’s raid on the rebel camp in Ecuador.

“When they mention negotiations for 50 kilos of uranium, this means that the Farc are taking big steps in the world of terrorism to become a global aggressor. We’re not talking of domestic guerrilla but transnational terrorism,” said Colombian national police chief Oscar Naranjo at a news conference in Bogota.

Other documents showed that President Chavez had provided $300m (£151m) to the Farc, and had received funds from them many years earlier, he said.

I don’t know bout you suckaz, but when the Colombian police chief tells us something, I would be prepared to bet my left gonad that it’s always 100% true. What with Colombia being a model state and that, and not at all into going into other people’s countries to conduct massacres on people while they’re sleeping and stuff, to say nothing about liquidating trade unionists through right-wing paramilitary proxies.


2 Responses to “Let Me See You Massacre Like You Come From Colombia”

  1. 1 dav March 4, 2008 at 11:36 am

    They must have moved in on them just as they finished their end of year financial statement, probably caught unawares, relaxing bombarding metallic elements with slow neutrons or something.

  2. 2 Hugh Green March 4, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Other things found on FARC laptop:

    The exact co-ordinates of Shergar’s bones, buried deep in the rainforests of Ecuador, brought over by the Colombia three to be feasted upon by coke-mad Farc footsoldiers.;

    An MSN History of conversation between Chávez and FARC supremo Manuel Marulanda:

    LOL that Uribe is such a dick. He talks like he’s got a mouthful of spuds.
    What a dick
    Maybe we should get some uranium and blow his ass up
    Have you been going to Reggaeton classes lately?
    There’s an awful draft in this tent
    How do you power your laptops?
    What, in a tent?
    Wind power.
    What, in the rainforest?
    Because we’re evil geniuses.


    And god knows what else.

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