Archive for April 17th, 2005

Top Ten Reasons for Making Lists

1. Demonstrate your innate understanding of any aspect of brute reality by breaking it down into ten easy pieces for us lesser mortals.

2. It worked for Moses.

3. Number 63 in ’89 Easy Steps To Losing That Loser’s mentality’: Make Lists.

4. Your favourite part of mass was that bit when they read out the names of all the Saints. St Michael (pray for us), St Bruno (pray for us), St Elsewhere etc.

5. You think you are John Cusack in High Fidelity. For your friends you’re more like John Candy in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

6. You are a firm believer that all writing should aspire to the condition of search engine results.

7. Mummy always let you write the shopping list.

8. So many ladies, so many hotels, so many platinum discs.

9. You are not anally retentive, and you’ve got a list of things to prove it.

10. You have just started your own weblog.

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