Jailed for being a lyrical terrorist, eh? Land of the free.
She is also accused of possessing a sniper rifle manual, a firearms manual, a handbook for rocket-propelled weapons and a document entitled “How To Win Hand-To-Hand Fighting“.
Reading about how to fire a gun isn’t really the same as firing one, is it? It’s like saying that having an Eddie Hobbs book on your shelf means that you’re rich.
I wish I knew how to win at hand-to-hand fighting. Then I would exact some righteous revenge on quite a few people, let me tell you.
Say. If hand-to-hand fighting is evidence of terrorism, shouldn’t they be stopping clean-cut young men who look like they work out at the gym from getting onto planes? I demand that all men wearing rugby shirts get shackled and strip-searched before boarding any flight to anywhere in the world. Because they are potential terrorists and their bare hands are deadly terrorist weapons.
The moderates among us will win this war in the end, you know.
Update: The BBC has more on this dangerous fiend:
The court also heard that she wrote about terrorism on the back of WH Smith receipts.
One note read to the jury said: “The desire within me increases every day to go for martyrdom.”
On other till rolls, police said they found scribblings about Soviet spy weapons and “poisoned bullets” capable of killing the inhabitants of an entire street.
And to think that I might have once purchased a packet of Wrigleys Extra off this woman!